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13 cards · 13 market anomalies · 0 composed13 of these 13 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 10 of the 13 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.9% in one hour | long PUMP— |
Read as bullish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbullish 0.40 magnitudeminor 1.33 credibilityoutlet reported 2.05 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyWLD funding at -58% APR (shorts paying longs) | long WLD+2.77% now |
Read as bullish at 4 hours — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbullish 0.30 magnitudemoderate 2.19 credibilityoutlet reported 2.06 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 long, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.07 1h+$14.19 4h+$19.35 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.1% in one hour | short PUMP-10.24% now |
Read as bearish at 1 day — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.31 magnitudeminor 1.30 credibilityoutlet reported 2.08 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$3.45 1h−$14.52 4h−$65.47 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +4.4% in one hour | short USELESS-4.19% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudeminor 1.38 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.07 1h−$31.08 4h−$38.58 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.1% in one hour | short USELESS-10.01% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.97 magnitudemoderate 1.51 credibilityoutlet reported 1.96 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.79 1h−$5.02 4h−$86.78 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyONDO funding at -73% APR (shorts paying longs) | short ONDO-4.99% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.37 magnitudemoderate 2.18 credibilityoutlet reported 1.77 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$5.13 1h+$2.90 4h−$44.88 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP -5.9% in one hour | short PUMP-15.62% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.58 magnitudemoderate 2.35 credibilityoutlet reported 1.99 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$4.65 1h−$19.10 4h−$77.18 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP -4.0% in one hour | short PUMP-13.51% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.95 magnitudemoderate 1.65 credibilityoutlet reported 2.15 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$19.26 1h+$6.84 4h−$50.43 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyWLD funding at -60% APR (shorts paying longs) | short WLD-3.00% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbullish 0.30 magnitudemoderate 2.43 credibilityoutlet reported 1.89 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.36 1h+$4.13 4h+$17.34 12h−$16.53 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyWLD -3.4% in one hour | short WLD-1.80% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.41 magnitudemoderate 1.70 credibilityoutlet reported 2.04 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$17.17 1h+$1.46 4h−$10.30 12h−$23.76 1d+$52.44 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP -3.1% in one hour | short PUMP-1.04% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.62 magnitudeminor 1.32 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$7.90 1h−$17.82 4h+$20.75 12h+$19.85 1d+$39.03 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP -3.5% in one hour | short PUMP+0.82% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.80 magnitudeminor 1.30 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.87 1h−$4.65 4h−$18.82 12h−$20.37 1d+$37.42 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.2% in one hour | long PUMP-1.54% now |
Read as bullish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbullish 0.38 magnitudeminor 1.40 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 long, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$33.41 1h+$28.58 4h−$1.98 12h+$25.50 1d−$23.30 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.