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17 cards · 17 market anomalies · 0 composed17 of these 17 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 16 of the 17 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.0% in one hour | short USELESS+4.88% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.85 magnitudemoderate 1.66 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$14.18 1h+$33.79 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 70% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+1.09% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.44 magnitudemoderate 1.71 credibilityoutlet reported 1.65 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$11.11 1h−$37.60 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.3% in one hour | short USELESS+3.34% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.81 magnitudeminor 1.41 credibilityoutlet reported 1.91 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.34 1h+$20.20 4h+$20.46 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 50% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+2.15% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudemoderate 1.99 credibilityoutlet reported 1.63 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$3.46 1h+$20.48 4h+$23.40 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO funding at 63% APR (longs paying shorts) | short JTO+3.15% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.78 magnitudemoderate 2.06 credibilityoutlet reported 1.84 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.02 1h−$6.77 4h−$6.95 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyLIT funding at -54% APR (shorts paying longs) | short LIT-1.66% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.52 magnitudemajor 2.56 credibilityoutlet reported 1.88 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.22 1h−$20.64 4h−$30.33 12h−$24.99 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyLIT -3.8% in one hour | short LIT-1.66% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.44 magnitudemoderate 1.98 credibilityoutlet reported 2.06 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.22 1h−$20.64 4h−$30.33 12h−$24.99 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -4.9% in one hour | short USELESS-3.49% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.98 magnitudemoderate 1.89 credibilityoutlet reported 2.06 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$17.15 1h−$19.39 4h−$36.05 12h−$42.92 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -5.6% in one hour | short SUI-1.47% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.78 magnitudemoderate 1.70 credibilityoutlet reported 2.09 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.07 1h−$8.16 4h−$5.16 12h−$9.76 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -3.0% in one hour | short SUI+1.17% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudeminor 1.25 credibilityoutlet reported 2.18 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$24.62 1h+$22.70 4h+$24.17 12h+$17.73 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.3% in one hour | short USELESS-1.75% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.84 magnitudemoderate 2.06 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$7.91 1h−$1.16 4h−$17.58 12h−$25.77 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO +3.6% in one hour | short JTO+3.49% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.50 magnitudemoderate 1.90 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$2.56 1h+$37.81 4h+$3.22 12h+$25.70 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO +3.0% in one hour | long JTO-2.90% now |
Read as bullish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbullish 0.37 magnitudeminor 1.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.91 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 long, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$5.79 1h−$20.10 4h−$13.03 12h−$9.44 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFIL funding at 53% APR (longs paying shorts) | short FIL+4.55% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.69 magnitudemoderate 1.90 credibilityoutlet reported 1.87 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$6.20 1h−$4.06 4h+$11.32 12h+$20.37 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO funding at 97% APR (longs paying shorts) | short JTO+0.34% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.82 magnitudemoderate 2.17 credibilityoutlet reported 1.82 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$12.25 1h+$1.37 4h−$21.59 12h−$23.57 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 133% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+0.56% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.72 magnitudemoderate 2.08 credibilityoutlet reported 1.67 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$11.31 1h−$4.67 4h+$19.27 12h−$2.36 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO funding at 58% APR (longs paying shorts) | short JTO+2.73% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.33 magnitudemoderate 2.39 credibilityoutlet reported 1.78 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$1.03 1h+$23.05 4h+$30.20 12h−$2.91 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.