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9 cards · 9 market anomalies · 0 composed9 of these 9 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 8 of the 9 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 62% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP-0.49% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.72 magnitudemoderate 2.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.94 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.64 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCHIP funding at 53% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CHIP+1.93% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.74 magnitudemoderate 2.15 credibilityoutlet reported 1.89 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$7.77 1h+$24.55 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.5% in one hour | short CASHCAT-5.80% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.85 magnitudeminor 1.39 credibilityoutlet reported 2.03 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$9.64 1h−$5.21 4h−$49.84 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -4.1% in one hour | short USELESS+0.58% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.61 magnitudeminor 1.26 credibilityoutlet reported 2.00 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$15.66 1h+$22.14 4h+$36.75 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP -3.2% in one hour | short PUMP-4.70% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.70 magnitudeminor 1.27 credibilityoutlet reported 2.07 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$3.77 1h+$4.22 4h−$17.08 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +4.4% in one hour | long CASHCAT+5.43% now |
Read as bullish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbullish 0.34 magnitudeminor 1.31 credibilityoutlet reported 2.07 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 long, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$46.12 1h+$47.96 4h+$14.98 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 103% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT-7.77% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.64 magnitudemoderate 2.10 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$1.93 1h+$7.56 4h+$12.07 12h+$17.14 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at -103% APR (shorts paying longs) | short PUMP-9.39% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.37 magnitudemajor 2.55 credibilityoutlet reported 1.98 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$8.11 1h−$10.66 4h−$38.25 12h−$28.05 1d−$83.22 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 61% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS-12.41% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.31 magnitudeminor 1.36 credibilityoutlet reported 1.75 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.01 1h+$8.08 4h+$0.04 12h−$35.59 1d−$108.35 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.