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20 cards · 20 market anomalies · 1 composed20 of these 20 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 19 of the 20 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded moves in the grid.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at -166% APR (shorts paying longs)$1k short | short CASHCAT |
Read as bearish at 90 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.33 magnitudemajor 3.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.81 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.3% in one hour$1k short · +$15.68 (-1.57%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.81 magnitudeminor 1.41 credibilityoutlet reported 1.91 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.34 1h+$20.20 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 50% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$3.57 (-0.36%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudemoderate 1.99 credibilityoutlet reported 1.63 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$3.46 1h+$20.48 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPONS funding at 59% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$34.45 (-3.45%) now | short PONS |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.49 magnitudemoderate 2.21 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$15.70 1h+$27.59 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO funding at 63% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · −$22.55 (+2.25%) now | short JTO |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.78 magnitudemoderate 2.06 credibilityoutlet reported 1.84 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.02 1h−$6.77 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -4.9% in one hour$1k short · −$53.94 (+5.39%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.98 magnitudemoderate 1.89 credibilityoutlet reported 2.06 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$17.15 1h−$19.39 4h−$36.05 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -5.6% in one hour$1k short · −$10.25 (+1.02%) now | short SUI |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.78 magnitudemoderate 1.70 credibilityoutlet reported 2.09 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.07 1h−$8.16 4h−$5.16 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPONS -3.2% in one hour$1k short · −$5.60 (+0.56%) now | short PONS |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.91 magnitudemoderate 1.97 credibilityoutlet reported 2.16 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.72 1h−$1.77 4h−$27.37 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -3.0% in one hour$1k short · +$16.02 (-1.60%) now | short SUI |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudeminor 1.25 credibilityoutlet reported 2.18 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$24.62 1h+$22.70 4h+$24.17 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.3% in one hour$1k short · −$36.16 (+3.62%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.84 magnitudemoderate 2.06 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$7.91 1h−$1.16 4h−$17.58 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO +3.6% in one hour$1k short · −$18.94 (+1.89%) now | short JTO |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.50 magnitudemoderate 1.90 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$2.56 1h+$37.81 4h+$3.22 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO +3.0% in one hour$1k long · +$25.15 (+2.52%) now | long JTO |
Read as bullish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbullish 0.37 magnitudeminor 1.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.91 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 long at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$5.79 1h−$20.10 4h−$13.03 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO funding at 97% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · −$52.25 (+5.22%) now | short JTO |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.82 magnitudemoderate 2.17 credibilityoutlet reported 1.82 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$12.25 1h+$1.37 4h−$21.59 | |||
| hyperliquid | 1 | market anomalyPONS funding at 69% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$0.02 (-0.00%) now | short PONS |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.50 magnitudemoderate 2.27 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$10.80 1h−$24.25 4h−$11.40 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 133% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · −$12.63 (+1.26%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.72 magnitudemoderate 2.08 credibilityoutlet reported 1.67 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$11.31 1h−$4.67 4h+$19.27 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyJTO funding at 58% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · −$27.00 (+2.70%) now | short JTO |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.33 magnitudemoderate 2.39 credibilityoutlet reported 1.78 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$1.03 1h+$23.05 4h+$30.20 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.0% in one hour$1k short · +$139.00 (-13.90%) now | short CASHCAT |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.97 magnitudemoderate 1.86 credibilityoutlet reported 2.02 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.53 1h−$20.30 4h+$3.87 12h+$159.65 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPONS funding at 53% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · −$19.54 (+1.95%) now | short PONS |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.52 magnitudemoderate 2.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$7.99 1h−$2.69 4h−$38.17 12h−$13.60 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 54% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$44.24 (-4.42%) now | short PUMP |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.71 magnitudemoderate 2.05 credibilityoutlet reported 1.86 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.61 1h+$2.63 4h−$3.35 12h+$47.35 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.1% in one hour$1k short · −$3.35 (+0.33%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.90 magnitudemoderate 1.78 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$19.60 1h+$5.75 4h+$1.14 12h−$2.50 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage is a recorded move measured from the price at publication, a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.