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11 cards · 11 market anomalies · 0 composed11 of these 11 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 11 of the 11 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP -3.0% in one hour | short PUMP-1.45% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.74 magnitudeminor 1.17 credibilityoutlet reported 2.11 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.89 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.4% in one hour | short USELESS-1.25% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.84 magnitudemoderate 1.82 credibilityoutlet reported 1.86 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$3.23 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyONDO funding at 57% APR (longs paying shorts) | short ONDO+0.09% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.65 magnitudemoderate 1.90 credibilityoutlet reported 1.80 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.45 1h+$6.76 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 51% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+1.20% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.59 magnitudemoderate 1.83 credibilityoutlet reported 1.65 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$2.16 1h−$14.76 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI funding at 86% APR (longs paying shorts) | short SUI+1.13% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.70 magnitudemoderate 1.97 credibilityoutlet reported 1.95 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.97 1h+$20.13 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPURR funding at 215% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PURR+0.23% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.59 magnitudemoderate 2.09 credibilityoutlet reported 1.89 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$7.14 1h+$4.21 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON funding at 73% APR (longs paying shorts) | short MON-0.44% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.65 magnitudemoderate 2.01 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.32 1h+$10.52 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI +6.8% in one hour | short SUI+2.38% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.62 magnitudemoderate 1.82 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$5.23 1h+$15.97 4h+$25.85 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPURR funding at 65% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PURR-5.61% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.51 magnitudemoderate 1.93 credibilityoutlet reported 1.81 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.08 1h−$3.32 4h−$47.77 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.0% in one hour | short USELESS+10.37% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.85 magnitudemoderate 1.66 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$14.18 1h+$33.79 4h+$64.08 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 70% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+6.80% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.44 magnitudemoderate 1.71 credibilityoutlet reported 1.65 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$11.11 1h−$37.60 4h+$22.10 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.