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13 cards · 13 market anomalies · 0 composed13 of these 13 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 12 of the 13 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP -3.1% in one hour | short PUMP+0.61% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.62 magnitudeminor 1.32 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$7.90 1h−$17.82 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 54% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT+7.04% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.48 magnitudemoderate 1.89 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.94 1h−$21.70 4h−$7.50 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP -3.5% in one hour | short PUMP+2.44% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.80 magnitudeminor 1.30 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.87 1h−$4.65 4h−$18.82 12h−$20.37 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.2% in one hour | long PUMP-3.14% now |
Read as bullish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbullish 0.38 magnitudeminor 1.40 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 long, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$33.41 1h+$28.58 4h−$1.98 12h+$25.50 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyZRO -3.8% in one hour | short ZRO+6.20% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.49 magnitudemoderate 1.87 credibilityoutlet reported 1.99 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$7.08 1h−$5.39 4h−$42.05 12h+$16.16 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.2% in one hour | short CASHCAT+7.97% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.88 magnitudeminor 1.32 credibilityoutlet reported 2.02 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$5.78 1h+$5.96 4h+$35.13 12h+$22.15 1d+$31.75 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 55% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT+13.33% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.59 magnitudemoderate 1.95 credibilityoutlet reported 1.84 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$1.80 1h−$1.47 4h−$6.41 12h+$72.24 1d+$37.40 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.1% in one hour | short CASHCAT+14.79% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.82 magnitudeminor 1.26 credibilityoutlet reported 2.02 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$7.99 1h−$9.80 4h+$11.53 12h+$60.20 1d+$99.07 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 82% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP+24.23% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.57 magnitudemoderate 1.70 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.99 1h+$7.91 4h+$2.06 12h+$24.08 1d+$2.24 3d−$77.73 7d−$79.62 14d+$181.26 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyZRO funding at 51% APR (longs paying shorts) | short ZRO-9.24% now |
Read as bearish at 4 hours — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.85 magnitudemoderate 2.13 credibilityoutlet reported 1.89 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.21 1h+$5.55 4h+$4.33 12h+$37.26 1d−$59.27 3d−$157.20 7d−$279.24 14d−$99.29 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON funding at 214% APR (longs paying shorts) | short MON+31.83% now |
Read as bearish at 7 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.80 magnitudemajor 3.02 credibilityoutlet reported 1.81 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.58 1h−$16.01 4h−$25.70 12h−$33.91 1d−$55.34 3d−$61.39 7d+$201.86 14d+$242.72 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON +3.8% in one hour | short MON+31.83% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.87 magnitudemajor 2.54 credibilityoutlet reported 1.96 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.58 1h−$16.01 4h−$25.70 12h−$33.91 1d−$55.34 3d−$61.39 7d+$201.86 14d+$242.72 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON +3.4% in one hour | short MON+31.58% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.67 magnitudemoderate 1.92 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$2.45 1h−$31.77 4h−$15.66 12h−$24.34 1d−$63.35 3d−$66.24 7d+$194.44 14d+$241.65 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.