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14 cards · 14 market anomalies · 0 composed14 of these 14 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 14 of the 14 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 82% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP+1.39% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.57 magnitudemoderate 1.70 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.99 1h+$7.91 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFET funding at 53% APR (longs paying shorts) | short FET-0.64% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.69 magnitudemoderate 1.84 credibilityoutlet reported 1.98 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$3.56 1h−$15.87 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON funding at 214% APR (longs paying shorts) | short MON+0.74% now |
Read as bearish at 7 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.80 magnitudemajor 3.02 credibilityoutlet reported 1.81 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.58 1h−$16.01 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON +3.8% in one hour | short MON+0.74% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.87 magnitudemajor 2.54 credibilityoutlet reported 1.96 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.58 1h−$16.01 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON +3.4% in one hour | short MON+0.38% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.67 magnitudemoderate 1.92 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$2.45 1h−$31.77 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFET funding at 58% APR (longs paying shorts) | short FET-1.51% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.63 magnitudemoderate 1.80 credibilityoutlet reported 1.87 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.26 1h−$9.12 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON funding at 68% APR (longs paying shorts) | short MON-8.63% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudemoderate 2.15 credibilityoutlet reported 1.87 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$14.78 1h−$31.86 4h−$112.63 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.4% in one hour | short PUMP+3.47% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.60 magnitudemoderate 1.85 credibilityoutlet reported 1.99 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.51 1h+$19.53 4h+$12.12 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.0% in one hour | short PUMP+3.27% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.66 magnitudemoderate 1.87 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$1.86 1h+$2.87 4h+$7.76 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON +3.2% in one hour | short MON-11.14% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.45 magnitudeminor 1.49 credibilityoutlet reported 2.02 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$12.98 1h−$8.70 4h−$25.19 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFET funding at 54% APR (longs paying shorts) | short FET-2.18% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.74 magnitudemoderate 1.88 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$3.24 1h−$1.73 4h+$10.24 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON funding at 52% APR (longs paying shorts) | short MON-13.69% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.67 magnitudemoderate 1.99 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$7.61 1h−$21.36 4h−$38.95 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 53% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP-0.19% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.76 magnitudemoderate 1.87 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$5.24 1h−$29.18 4h−$12.93 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON +3.7% in one hour | short MON-11.61% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.33 magnitudemoderate 1.61 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$2.71 1h+$14.62 4h−$2.89 12h−$142.39 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.