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12 cards · 12 market anomalies · 2 composed12 of these 12 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 12 of the 12 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded moves in the grid.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at -166% APR (shorts paying longs)$1k short | short CASHCAT |
Read as bearish at 90 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.33 magnitudemajor 3.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.81 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFARTCOIN funding at 74% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · −$3.08 (+0.31%) now | short FARTCOIN |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.66 magnitudemoderate 1.72 credibilityoutlet reported 1.87 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.92 1h+$4.68 4h−$11.14 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -5.6% in one hour$1k short · +$3.72 (-0.37%) now | short SUI |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.78 magnitudemoderate 1.70 credibilityoutlet reported 2.09 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.07 1h−$8.16 4h−$5.16 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -3.0% in one hour$1k short · +$29.62 (-2.96%) now | short SUI |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudeminor 1.25 credibilityoutlet reported 2.18 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$24.62 1h+$22.70 4h+$24.17 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFARTCOIN -3.0% in one hour$1k short · +$4.58 (-0.46%) now | short FARTCOIN |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.64 magnitudemoderate 1.54 credibilityoutlet reported 2.04 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$32.91 1h+$22.65 4h+$16.79 | |||
| hyperliquid | 2 | market anomalyMON funding at 52% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$57.82 (-5.78%) now | short MON |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.48 magnitudemoderate 1.74 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.23 1h+$6.53 4h+$32.58 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFARTCOIN funding at 81% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$44.66 (-4.47%) now | short FARTCOIN |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.53 magnitudemoderate 2.19 credibilityoutlet reported 1.98 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$5.33 1h+$2.40 4h+$48.46 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.0% in one hour$1k short · +$151.47 (-15.15%) now | short CASHCAT |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.97 magnitudemoderate 1.86 credibilityoutlet reported 2.02 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.53 1h−$20.30 4h+$3.87 12h+$159.65 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFARTCOIN +3.1% in one hour$1k short · +$36.58 (-3.66%) now | short FARTCOIN |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.61 magnitudemoderate 1.60 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$10.87 1h+$21.04 4h−$5.97 12h+$38.95 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFARTCOIN funding at 72% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$34.18 (-3.42%) now | short FARTCOIN |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.60 magnitudemoderate 2.04 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.12 1h+$21.21 4h−$11.38 12h+$37.38 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 54% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$57.63 (-5.76%) now | short PUMP |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.71 magnitudemoderate 2.05 credibilityoutlet reported 1.86 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.61 1h+$2.63 4h−$3.35 12h+$47.35 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMON funding at 51% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$76.88 (-7.69%) now | short MON |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.75 magnitudemoderate 2.19 credibilityoutlet reported 1.96 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.23 1h+$4.94 4h+$28.53 12h+$56.14 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage is a recorded move measured from the price at publication, a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.