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14 cards · 14 market anomalies · 0 composed14 of these 14 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 13 of the 14 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded moves in the grid.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at -166% APR (shorts paying longs)$1k short | short CASHCAT |
Read as bearish at 90 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.33 magnitudemajor 3.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.81 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.3% in one hour$1k short · +$28.47 (-2.85%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.81 magnitudeminor 1.41 credibilityoutlet reported 1.91 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.34 1h+$20.20 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 50% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$16.52 (-1.65%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudemoderate 1.99 credibilityoutlet reported 1.63 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$3.46 1h+$20.48 4h+$23.40 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyLIT funding at -54% APR (shorts paying longs)$1k short · −$24.68 (+2.47%) now | short LIT |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.52 magnitudemajor 2.56 credibilityoutlet reported 1.88 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.22 1h−$20.64 4h−$30.33 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyLIT -3.8% in one hour$1k short · −$24.68 (+2.47%) now | short LIT |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.44 magnitudemoderate 1.98 credibilityoutlet reported 2.06 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.22 1h−$20.64 4h−$30.33 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyGRAM funding at -101% APR (shorts paying longs)$1k long · +$1.94 (+0.19%) now | long GRAM |
Read as bullish at 4 hours — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbullish 0.41 magnitudemoderate 2.13 credibilityoutlet reported 1.89 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 long at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.83 1h+$2.85 4h+$11.56 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -4.9% in one hour$1k short · −$40.24 (+4.02%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.98 magnitudemoderate 1.89 credibilityoutlet reported 2.06 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$17.15 1h−$19.39 4h−$36.05 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -5.6% in one hour$1k short · +$6.70 (-0.67%) now | short SUI |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.78 magnitudemoderate 1.70 credibilityoutlet reported 2.09 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.07 1h−$8.16 4h−$5.16 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -3.0% in one hour$1k short · +$32.52 (-3.25%) now | short SUI |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudeminor 1.25 credibilityoutlet reported 2.18 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$24.62 1h+$22.70 4h+$24.17 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.3% in one hour$1k short · −$22.70 (+2.27%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.84 magnitudemoderate 2.06 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$7.91 1h−$1.16 4h−$17.58 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 133% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$0.53 (-0.05%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.72 magnitudemoderate 2.08 credibilityoutlet reported 1.67 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$11.31 1h−$4.67 4h+$19.27 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.0% in one hour$1k short · +$155.59 (-15.56%) now | short CASHCAT |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.97 magnitudemoderate 1.86 credibilityoutlet reported 2.02 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.53 1h−$20.30 4h+$3.87 12h+$159.65 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyGRAM funding at 58% APR (longs paying shorts)$1k short · +$13.54 (-1.35%) now | short GRAM |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.68 magnitudemoderate 1.89 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$2.92 1h−$5.94 4h+$6.59 12h+$3.78 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.1% in one hour$1k short · +$9.69 (-0.97%) now | short USELESS |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.90 magnitudemoderate 1.78 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources $1,000 short at each rung that has come due — arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$19.60 1h+$5.75 4h+$1.14 12h−$2.50 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage is a recorded move measured from the price at publication, a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.