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12 cards · 12 market anomalies · 0 composed12 of these 12 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 12 of the 12 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 57% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS-2.08% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.38 magnitudemoderate 1.71 credibilityoutlet reported 1.84 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$15.28 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 74% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT+2.37% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.42 magnitudemoderate 1.90 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$2.10 1h+$29.94 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +3.1% in one hour | short CASHCAT+2.37% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.40 magnitudemoderate 1.65 credibilityoutlet reported 2.00 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$2.10 1h+$29.94 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 52% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT-0.37% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.46 magnitudemoderate 1.88 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.16 1h−$19.03 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +9.9% in one hour | short CASHCAT-0.37% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.53 magnitudemoderate 2.05 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.16 1h−$19.03 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyLIT funding at -71% APR (shorts paying longs) | short LIT+1.42% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.31 magnitudemoderate 2.06 credibilityoutlet reported 2.02 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.27 1h+$12.41 4h+$1.61 12h+$26.84 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +3.5% in one hour | short CASHCAT-3.84% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.37 magnitudemoderate 1.68 credibilityoutlet reported 2.03 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$10.93 1h+$3.19 4h+$19.87 12h+$74.36 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyLIT funding at 626% APR (longs paying shorts) | short LIT-1.09% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.62 magnitudemoderate 2.44 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$12.12 1h+$9.17 4h−$31.10 12h+$9.42 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +3.6% in one hour | short CASHCAT-10.46% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.34 magnitudemoderate 1.63 credibilityoutlet reported 1.95 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.78 1h−$0.68 4h−$16.87 12h−$68.73 1d−$4.07 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 54% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT-12.70% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.35 magnitudeminor 1.46 credibilityoutlet reported 1.86 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.85 1h+$13.98 4h−$24.88 12h−$44.56 1d−$57.71 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 164% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT-15.35% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.56 magnitudemoderate 1.86 credibilityoutlet reported 1.96 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$24.80 1h−$22.27 4h−$20.35 12h−$36.24 1d−$103.45 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 53% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS-14.51% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.55 magnitudemoderate 1.52 credibilityoutlet reported 1.67 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$1.15 1h+$3.37 4h+$15.16 12h+$33.14 1d+$46.28 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.