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19 cards · 19 market anomalies · 0 composed19 of these 19 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 19 of the 19 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.2% in one hour | short USELESS-1.31% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.81 magnitudeminor 1.21 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$3.40 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.2% in one hour | short PUMP+0.67% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.46 magnitudemoderate 1.89 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.86 1h+$7.19 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.2% in one hour | short PUMP-1.21% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.41 magnitudemoderate 1.85 credibilityoutlet reported 2.04 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$1.36 1h−$12.60 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 87% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP-4.72% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.86 magnitudemoderate 2.32 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.34 1h−$21.32 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 57% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS-2.80% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.62 magnitudemoderate 1.78 credibilityoutlet reported 1.66 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.44 1h−$49.33 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalykBONK -3.0% in one hour | short KBONK+0.22% at 4h |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.60 magnitudemoderate 1.57 credibilityoutlet reported 2.00 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$5.97 1h+$21.69 4h+$2.17 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalykBONK -4.1% in one hour | short KBONK-2.63% at 4h |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.71 magnitudemoderate 1.72 credibilityoutlet reported 1.96 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$20.56 1h−$18.09 4h−$26.32 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.1% in one hour | short CASHCAT-2.78% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.89 magnitudeminor 1.26 credibilityoutlet reported 2.06 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$2.97 1h−$8.34 4h−$31.93 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalykBONK +3.6% in one hour | short KBONK+6.19% at 4h |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.57 magnitudemoderate 1.71 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$26.66 1h+$14.75 4h+$61.85 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +6.0% in one hour | short USELESS+3.48% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.39 magnitudemoderate 1.53 credibilityoutlet reported 1.94 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$23.69 1h+$32.19 4h+$61.47 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalykBONK +5.0% in one hour | short KBONK+7.87% at 4h |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.64 magnitudemoderate 1.96 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$3.58 1h+$37.29 4h+$78.67 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 67% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS-1.68% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.69 magnitudemoderate 1.88 credibilityoutlet reported 1.63 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$6.54 1h−$56.11 4h+$16.01 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyAVAX funding at 55% APR (longs paying shorts) | short AVAX+4.36% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.65 magnitudemoderate 2.18 credibilityoutlet reported 1.88 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$2.67 1h+$22.67 4h+$68.68 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyAVAX +3.3% in one hour | short AVAX+3.90% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.35 magnitudemoderate 1.60 credibilityoutlet reported 2.05 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.71 1h+$21.06 4h+$60.42 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalykBONK funding at 54% APR (longs paying shorts) | short KBONK-1.06% at 4h |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.64 magnitudemoderate 1.95 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$3.53 1h−$14.12 4h−$10.59 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 186% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP-5.11% now |
Read as bearish at 90 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.85 magnitudemajor 3.22 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$5.13 1h−$16.27 4h−$16.80 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +11.8% in one hour | short PUMP-5.11% now |
Read as bearish at 7 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.95 magnitudemajor 3.04 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$5.13 1h−$16.27 4h−$16.80 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.0% in one hour | short USELESS-0.96% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.80 magnitudeminor 1.42 credibilityoutlet reported 1.94 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.52 1h+$1.23 4h+$14.48 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.2% in one hour | short PUMP-13.98% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.59 magnitudemoderate 1.86 credibilityoutlet reported 1.85 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$46.61 1h−$99.73 4h−$99.16 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.