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14 cards · 14 market anomalies · 0 composed14 of these 14 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 14 of the 14 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.5% in one hour | short CASHCAT-0.07% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.44 magnitudeminor 1.43 credibilityoutlet reported 1.99 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$1.83 1h−$0.61 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +3.1% in one hour | short CASHCAT+2.56% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.34 magnitudemoderate 1.51 credibilityoutlet reported 2.13 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$10.16 1h−$2.87 4h+$8.34 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 53% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+1.13% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.48 magnitudeminor 1.48 credibilityoutlet reported 2.09 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$23.32 1h+$37.02 4h+$22.90 12h+$35.64 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -4.5% in one hour | short CASHCAT+1.31% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.30 magnitudeminor 1.37 credibilityoutlet reported 1.94 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$7.62 1h−$35.96 4h+$0.51 12h−$21.56 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 59% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS-0.95% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.37 magnitudeminor 1.42 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$12.76 1h+$10.37 4h−$23.74 12h+$9.04 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMEGA -3.3% in one hour | short MEGA+0.87% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.31 magnitudemoderate 1.52 credibilityoutlet reported 2.01 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$10.09 1h+$3.73 4h−$8.00 12h+$25.53 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyMEGA funding at 73% APR (longs paying shorts) | short MEGA+3.90% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.48 magnitudemoderate 1.80 credibilityoutlet reported 1.72 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.49 1h+$40.22 4h+$31.44 12h+$53.60 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.3% in one hour | short USELESS-1.85% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.42 magnitudeminor 1.25 credibilityoutlet reported 2.00 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$3.62 1h+$8.30 4h+$6.95 12h+$9.08 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 57% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS-1.32% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.38 magnitudemoderate 1.71 credibilityoutlet reported 1.84 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$15.28 1h−$10.98 4h−$2.15 12h+$7.31 1d−$13.94 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 74% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT+8.41% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.42 magnitudemoderate 1.90 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$2.10 1h+$29.94 4h+$66.36 12h+$38.08 1d+$88.98 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +3.1% in one hour | short CASHCAT+8.41% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.40 magnitudemoderate 1.65 credibilityoutlet reported 2.00 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$2.10 1h+$29.94 4h+$66.36 12h+$38.08 1d+$88.98 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 52% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT+5.84% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.46 magnitudemoderate 1.88 credibilityoutlet reported 1.83 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.16 1h−$19.03 4h+$37.44 12h+$10.04 1d+$49.68 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +9.9% in one hour | short CASHCAT+5.84% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.53 magnitudemoderate 2.05 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.16 1h−$19.03 4h+$37.44 12h+$10.04 1d+$49.68 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +3.5% in one hour | short CASHCAT+2.59% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.37 magnitudemoderate 1.68 credibilityoutlet reported 2.03 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$10.93 1h+$3.19 4h+$19.87 12h+$74.36 1d+$1.91 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.