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18 cards · 18 market anomalies · 0 composed18 of these 18 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 18 of the 18 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at -166% APR (shorts paying longs) | short CASHCAT— |
Read as bearish at 90 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.33 magnitudemajor 3.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.81 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.3% in one hour | short USELESS+2.29% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.81 magnitudeminor 1.41 credibilityoutlet reported 1.91 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$9.34 1h+$20.20 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 50% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+1.09% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudemoderate 1.99 credibilityoutlet reported 1.63 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$3.46 1h+$20.48 4h+$23.40 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -4.9% in one hour | short USELESS-4.62% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.98 magnitudemoderate 1.89 credibilityoutlet reported 2.06 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$17.15 1h−$19.39 4h−$36.05 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -5.6% in one hour | short SUI+0.23% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.78 magnitudemoderate 1.70 credibilityoutlet reported 2.09 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.07 1h−$8.16 4h−$5.16 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalySUI -3.0% in one hour | short SUI+2.82% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.77 magnitudeminor 1.25 credibilityoutlet reported 2.18 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$24.62 1h+$22.70 4h+$24.17 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.3% in one hour | short USELESS-2.86% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.84 magnitudemoderate 2.06 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$7.91 1h−$1.16 4h−$17.58 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFIL funding at 53% APR (longs paying shorts) | short FIL+1.85% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.69 magnitudemoderate 1.90 credibilityoutlet reported 1.87 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$6.20 1h−$4.06 4h+$11.32 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyAVAX funding at 50% APR (longs paying shorts) | short AVAX+2.19% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.72 magnitudemoderate 2.34 credibilityoutlet reported 1.86 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$22.00 1h−$19.05 4h+$61.85 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyAVAX +3.8% in one hour | short AVAX+2.19% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.70 magnitudemoderate 2.11 credibilityoutlet reported 2.10 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$22.00 1h−$19.05 4h+$61.85 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 133% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS-0.52% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.72 magnitudemoderate 2.08 credibilityoutlet reported 1.67 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$11.31 1h−$4.67 4h+$19.27 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyZRO funding at -79% APR (shorts paying longs) | short ZRO+3.14% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.33 magnitudemoderate 2.23 credibilityoutlet reported 1.86 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$4.54 1h−$11.17 4h−$14.08 12h+$29.60 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.0% in one hour | short CASHCAT+15.92% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.97 magnitudemoderate 1.86 credibilityoutlet reported 2.02 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.53 1h−$20.30 4h+$3.87 12h+$159.65 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFIL -3.7% in one hour | short FIL+8.55% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.56 magnitudemoderate 1.62 credibilityoutlet reported 1.96 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$18.31 1h+$20.81 4h+$77.33 12h+$79.72 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFIL -4.1% in one hour | short FIL+11.26% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.70 magnitudemoderate 1.76 credibilityoutlet reported 2.03 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$25.14 1h+$28.97 4h+$96.21 12h+$111.37 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 54% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP+3.40% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.71 magnitudemoderate 2.05 credibilityoutlet reported 1.86 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.61 1h+$2.63 4h−$3.35 12h+$47.35 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyFIL -3.5% in one hour | short FIL— |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.68 magnitudemoderate 1.74 credibilityoutlet reported 2.03 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.1% in one hour | short USELESS+0.40% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.90 magnitudemoderate 1.78 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$19.60 1h+$5.75 4h+$1.14 12h−$2.50 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.