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6 cards · 6 market anomalies · 0 composed6 of these 6 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 6 of the 6 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 52% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP+0.80% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.40 magnitudemoderate 1.54 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$1.41 1h+$7.05 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUNI funding at 99% APR (longs paying shorts) | short UNI+2.49% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.35 magnitudemoderate 1.63 credibilityoutlet reported 1.97 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$5.45 1h+$5.91 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 74% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP+1.31% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.38 magnitudemoderate 1.57 credibilityoutlet reported 1.77 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.68 1h−$2.34 4h+$3.74 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUNI funding at 61% APR (longs paying shorts) | short UNI+0.14% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.35 magnitudeminor 1.38 credibilityoutlet reported 2.03 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$15.87 1h−$12.44 4h−$7.63 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUNI funding at 62% APR (longs paying shorts) | short UNI-0.70% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.42 magnitudeminor 1.36 credibilityoutlet reported 2.10 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$1.26 1h+$2.64 4h+$1.98 12h−$20.96 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUNI funding at 62% APR (longs paying shorts) | short UNI-3.11% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.38 magnitudeminor 1.44 credibilityoutlet reported 1.94 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$3.98 1h−$3.31 4h−$4.66 12h−$21.88 1d−$47.80 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.