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20 cards · 1 news · 19 market anomalies · 0 composed19 of these 20 cards are not headlines at all — they are the collector's own detector firing on a move, a funding rate or an open-interest jump, and the reader is reading the sentence that detector wrote, 19 of the 20 reads run bearish, which is the shape of this feed and not a finding, and the only scored figures anywhere on this page are the recorded P&L of a $1,000 example position at each rung.
| source | views | headline | trade |
|---|---|---|---|
| upbit | 0 | newsMarket Support for Cash Cat(CASHCAT) (KRW, BTC, USDT Market) | long CASHCAT-10.06% now |
Read as bullish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbullish 0.68 magnitudemoderate 2.39 credibilityoutlet reported 2.44 P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 long, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$37.24 1h−$84.82 4h−$26.58 12h−$72.96 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 57% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+2.73% now |
Read as bearish at 30 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.58 magnitudemoderate 1.87 credibilityoutlet reported 1.57 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$11.03 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS -3.1% in one hour | short USELESS+1.79% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.97 magnitudemoderate 1.67 credibilityoutlet reported 2.05 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.73 1h−$11.45 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 59% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP+6.01% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.68 magnitudemoderate 2.17 credibilityoutlet reported 1.96 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$13.36 1h−$0.76 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 66% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT+6.23% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.79 magnitudemoderate 2.09 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$4.79 1h+$1.65 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +3.1% in one hour | short CASHCAT+5.40% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.64 magnitudemoderate 1.87 credibilityoutlet reported 1.99 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$9.09 1h−$1.96 4h+$45.19 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.1% in one hour | short USELESS+5.80% now |
Read as bearish at 1 day — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.38 magnitudeminor 1.10 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.78 1h+$3.15 4h+$29.63 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.0% in one hour | short PUMP+6.80% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.66 magnitudemoderate 1.95 credibilityoutlet reported 1.92 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$16.47 1h−$4.35 4h+$16.09 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT +3.0% in one hour | short CASHCAT+1.83% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.63 magnitudemoderate 1.64 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$13.71 1h−$24.74 4h−$12.23 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.7% in one hour | short PUMP+4.33% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.31 magnitudemoderate 1.71 credibilityoutlet reported 1.88 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$0.19 1h−$68.97 4h+$4.47 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT -3.6% in one hour | short CASHCAT+1.48% now |
Read as bearish at 1 hour — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. directionbearish 0.75 magnitudemoderate 1.76 credibilityoutlet reported 1.94 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$2.31 1h+$25.43 4h−$44.37 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS +3.4% in one hour | short USELESS+9.53% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.80 magnitudeminor 1.43 credibilityoutlet reported 1.88 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$7.12 1h+$11.67 4h+$55.42 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +4.0% in one hour | short PUMP+5.49% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.70 magnitudemoderate 2.18 credibilityoutlet reported 1.90 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$14.97 1h−$14.20 4h−$32.82 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyCASHCAT funding at 52% APR (longs paying shorts) | short CASHCAT+7.16% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.63 magnitudemoderate 1.97 credibilityoutlet reported 1.72 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$18.52 1h+$26.25 4h+$54.83 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyONDO funding at 50% APR (longs paying shorts) | short ONDO+5.46% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.74 magnitudemoderate 2.20 credibilityoutlet reported 1.93 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.51 1h+$15.84 4h+$36.79 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyONDO +3.5% in one hour | short ONDO+5.97% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.35 magnitudeminor 1.41 credibilityoutlet reported 1.94 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m+$8.86 1h+$25.04 4h+$45.46 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyUSELESS funding at 52% APR (longs paying shorts) | short USELESS+7.44% now |
Read as bearish at 60 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over weeks more firmly. directionbearish 0.55 magnitudemoderate 2.05 credibilityoutlet reported 1.65 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$0.22 1h−$26.59 4h+$51.97 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 54% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP+2.34% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.73 magnitudemoderate 2.28 credibilityoutlet reported 1.82 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$8.33 1h−$44.43 4h−$11.70 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP +3.1% in one hour | short PUMP+1.38% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.67 magnitudemoderate 2.07 credibilityoutlet reported 1.91 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$2.20 1h−$44.06 4h−$24.43 | |||
| hyperliquid | 0 | market anomalyPUMP funding at 78% APR (longs paying shorts) | short PUMP-1.32% now |
Read as bearish at 3 days — the reader's strongest horizon, and the rung code picked from it. It filed the event inside a day and read it over days more firmly. directionbearish 0.67 magnitudemoderate 2.15 credibilityoutlet reported 1.85 what the reader filed it as inside a daymarket anomalytier 1 — primary source sources P&L at each rung, from the price at publication — $1,000 short, arithmetic on the recorded move, not a trade anyone made 15m−$7.20 1h−$42.39 4h−$32.10 | |||
Cards are read from public sources by the reader, which chooses among typed answers; code picks the rung, builds the sentence and computes every number on this page. A percentage in the grid is the P&L of a $1,000 example position nobody holds — the asset's recorded move from the price at publication, signed by the side the reader read, with no fees and no funding — a 0..1 score is how firmly the reader chose that answer, and neither is a claim about what comes next. Trade composes the card as a thesis in the terminal and prices it there — it places no order, and the count beside it is how many people have composed that card at that rung.